// How convenient!
var π = Math.PI;
// Sometimes, you just have to use the Bad Parts of JavaScript:
var ಠ_ಠ = eval;
// Code, Y U NO WORK?!
var ლ_ಠ益ಠ_ლ = 42;
// How about a JavaScript library for functional programming?
var λ = function() {};
// Obfuscate boring variable names for great justice
var u006Cu006Fu006Cu0077u0061u0074 = 'heh';
// …or just make up random ones
var Ꙭൽↈⴱ = 'huh';
// Did you know about the [.] syntax?
var ᱹ = 1;
console.assert([1, 2, 3][ᱹ] === 2);
// While perfectly valid, this doesn’t work in most browsers:
var foou200Cbar = 42;
// This is *not* a bitwise left shift (`<<`):
var 〱〱 = 2;
// This is, though:
〱〱 << 〱〱; // 8
// Give yourself a discount:
var price_9̶9̶_89 = 'cheap';
// Fun with Roman numerals
var Ⅳ = 4;
var Ⅴ = 5;
Ⅳ + Ⅴ; // 9
// Cthulhu was here
var Hͫ̆̒̐ͣ̊̄ͯ͗͏̵̗̻̰̠̬͝ͅE̴̷̬͎̱̘͇͍̾ͦ͊͒͊̓̓̐_̫̠̱̩̭̤͈̑̎̋ͮͩ̒͑̾͋͘Ç̳͕̯̭̱̲̣̠̜͋̍O̴̦̗̯̹̼ͭ̐ͨ̊̈͘͠M̶̝̠̭̭̤̻͓͑̓̊ͣͤ̎͟͠E̢̞̮̹͍̞̳̣ͣͪ͐̈T̡̯̳̭̜̠͕͌̈́̽̿ͤ̿̅̑Ḧ̱̱̺̰̳̹̘̰́̏ͪ̂̽͂̀͠ = 'Zalgo';