* Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got a feelin' that somethin' 
ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' 
how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the 
right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the 
middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to 
keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, yeah, I'm all over the 
place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the 
middle with you

** Well you started off with nothin' and
You're proud 
that you're a self-made man, yeah
And your friends they all come 
crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
Please
(I say) 
please

Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see there makes 
no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
I don't think that 
I can take any more
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I 
am stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the 
middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of 
me, jokers to the right
Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle
Clowns 
to the left of me, jokers to the right
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to 
the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

[Repeat ** , 
*]

Stuck in the middle with you
Oh, yeah
Stuck in the middle with 
you
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
With you, with you, with you