* I'm a bad babysitter
Got ma boyfriend in yer shower woo im makin 6 bucks an 
hour
I'm a bad baby sitter got ma boyfriend in yer shower
I'm makin 6 buks 
an hour!

Babysitting s**ks but woteva they got junk food
Kung fu, egg 
fu, dig dug, a dog too
An a hot jew! Mr. weintrab, I mean hes
Old but not 
dimed out if I'm bad I'll turn around for time out
A'ight josh wot ya wanna 
do wanna watch cartoons
Hbo got platoon. Hey get back back in da rom
I 
assume yer folks will be out late go make me a kool aid
I'm a sit on the 
couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend gabe see if he ate
Spit out my 
bubbalicious and get to on eof those big fridges that could fit 10 
midgets
Damn there rich, hey she left me dirty dishes
let's try on some of 
yer mums minks think she'll miss these chanel links?
In high heels you look 
like jar jar binks go play under the sink!
(I want my mommy and daddy) I want 
yer daddy too
But if you tell him you'll die of sickle and god told me yer 
goin straight to hell
Well if you dont like it I can leave you
Then you'll 
be alone believe me thats what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking 
your tv
Put on yer jammers and dont wet the bed
I got a camera and I'll 
show that little girl you like sarah
Oh and one more thing theres been seveal 
mass murderers spotted in the area!

I'm a bad babysitter
Got ma 
boyfriend in yer shower woo, I'm makin' 6 buks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter 
I'm makin 6 buks an hour

Let's make some fluffernutters dont f**in utter 
another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter and make star cookies outta yer skin 
while you sleep
Keep still I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey wot r these 
pills
I'll take the valium josh you take a bag and the tagament
Stop 
throwin up im not paid enoughu clean up da rug
Is that fluff I told ya 6 
boxes of unmade jello was toooo much
All righ kid u gotta go 2 bed I know its 
only 6 but my boy
Just came over and he wants me 2 give him head
Sit his 
bare ass where u watch small wonder
Next time u watch vicky the spott'll be 
sticky
Coz I s**ed his dicky and used your moms cucumber done worry I'll put 
it bak
In da fridge-id-aire scared? u can have it 4 supper nice and crisp in 
the tuperware
No bedtime story gage get of your sooo horny
Josh get in bed 
and freddie kruegar might let you see yer mom in da mornin
No porn and shut 
the shade gage
One day you'll see how nice it is to get paid and laid at the 
same time

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