Mott the Hoople and the game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Kaufman in 
the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monopoly, Twenty one, checkers, 
and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, 
yeah, yeah.
See you in heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah.

* Now Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in 
the punch?
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are we losing 
touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
If you 
believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Moses went 
walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Newton got beaned by 
the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Egypt was troubled by the horrible 
asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, 
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you 
locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are you 
having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the 
moon.
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is 
cool.

Here's a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah.
Here's a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah.
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah.
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling [wrestling bears]. Yeah, yeah, 
yeah, yeah.

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