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Now I believe in looking like 
my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka-dotted, striped or even 
checks
With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
Is displayed 
to quite remarkable effects
From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed 
you're on view so
Never compromise accept no substitute
I would rather 
wear a barrel than conservative apparel
Because a dress has always been my 
strongest suit
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Staying in 
or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
I ensure that every 
stitch is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban, whether clog, 
boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
And the 
few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my 
things to find a route
That in negligee or formal I am anything but 
normal
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit
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underwear, anytime, anywhere (x2)
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anytime, anywhere, ooh

Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why 
its vital
That tonight my drapings will not be subdued
That from coronet 
to sandal no one else is worth the candle
That I couldn't make more impact in 
the nude
So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
Most 
revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, 
most free-flowing, most eye-popping
Because a dress has always been my 
strongest suit

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(My 
dress has always been, my dress has always been)
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anytime, anywhere
(My dress has always been my strongest suit)
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underwear, anytime, anywhere
(My strongest suit)
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anytime, anywhereOverwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
(Strongest Suit, 
Strongest Suit)
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
(My dress has 
always been my Strongest Suit)