I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up to blame me for his life, 
I get 
bunches of roses from another guy and hate mail from his wife, 
I date a 
stupid jerk who forgets my name likes to make love while watching TV, 
And 
some guy calls me in the middle of the night just so I can hear him breathe 


Chorus : 
Lucky Me, Lucky, Lucky Me 
I have everything in the 
whole wide world a girl could ever need, 
Lucky Me (lucky, lucky, little old 
me) 

I've got a great car, it's a red convertible made by Mattel, 
Got 
a nice house in the suburbs, with 'hell's angels' as neighbours as well, 

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college and I wanna study 
dentistry, 
But my folks just want me married, 
And popping out the 
grandkids, to keep them company 

[Chorus] x 2 

I think I wanna 
join the hari chrishnas, 
Give up all my worldly goods and cut off all my 
hair, 
There's nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy, 
When 
I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere 

Well I've got my 
tamagotchi, 
And I've got my wristwatch wrong, 
I've got so many friends 
on the internet, I could never be alone, 
I've got just enough cash to pay a 
lot of tax, but not enough to quit my job, 
Got a fool's gold ring and credit 
card debt, psychiatrist for my dog 

[Chorus] x 4