See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,

Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.

That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,

Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.



But theres just one little thing that really really,

Really really annoying me about you you see,

Yeah yeah like i said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it



* I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it



So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard,

I was waiting in the que looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips

Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When i noticed out the corner of my eye

Looking toward my direction

Your eyes locked onto my course

I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order, 

Which cost me my place in the queue i waited for YEAH



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Whoa! Leave it out

Are you smoking something?

Leave it Out

Mike just leave it just leave it

We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment

S'not worth it mike, just leave it

Dont Touch Me, S'not Worth It

Dont Touch Me, D, Look Im Alright Dont Touch me



For a while there i was thinkin - yeah but what if?

Picturin' myself pullin with bare white hot wit

Snarin you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it i swear you didnt tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing

Was clockin onto you too yeah i had to admit

That yeah yeah you are fit,

And yeah i do want it,

But i stop sharkin' for a minute to get chips and drinks



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Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand

I was like nah, even though you look grand

But you look sharp there smilin hard suggesting and

Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan

But i admit the next bit was spanner to my plan

You walked towards my path but just brushed right past

And into the arms of that white shirted man



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Oh what do i give .. i've got a girlfirend anyway

(Whoa, we've all had a drink mate) 

We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play

I got this stella i bombed from that last cafe

This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay



I did fancy you a bit though yeah i must say

I would rather i hadnt mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stopping play

On otherwise a total result of a holiday



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