Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson
He's got Jimmy Saville's haircut so how'd he 
get a lovely girlfriend
He tried so many players for the Holland 
game
How'd he forget Collymore, they say he's insane
Sven Sven Sven Goran 
Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from 
Sweden

Up front there's Michael Owen and Heskey that's his pal
He 
should shave off Steve's moustache and cut his ponytail
Seaman Seaman 
Seaman
Your hair is in a right old state
All you need is a Mark One Escort 
and a sovereign ring, mate
What a wally David looks his hair will have to 
go

Seaman Seaman Seaman
Your hair is in a right old state
All you 
need is a Ford Cortina and some furry dice, mate
You could try Beckham's 
mohican
Now that's a lovely cut
Or even dye it ginger
Like those 
scrolls on Nicky's butt

Hey Dave bring on the Germans
Another mighty 
clash
Have a word with Rudi V๖ller
See who's got the biggest 
'tache
Rudi Rudi Rudi Rudi V๖ller
Vorsprung Durch Technik or something or 
other

Little Michael Owen he put three past Ollie Kahn
He must have 
cried his eyes out down the autobahn
Ollie Ollie Ollie Oliver Kahn
Eins 
Zwei Drei Fier Funf that's five in German
Steven Gerrard crossed the German 
line
Winston Churchill would be proud as he put up the victory sign
Stevie 
Stevie Stevie Stevie Gerrard
He must be our man because he is well-hard
We 
could play that Jordan with a jelly vest
When we win the world-cup
She'll 
get them out for the lads

Sven Sven Sven's got her in his squad
He's 
even brought back Nobby Styles, Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters and Ken Dodd
Ken 
Dodd? Yeah well Gordon Banks doesn't exactly rhyme with squad does it
Can't 
say that it does

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson
Sven Sven Sven Goran 
Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from Sweden
Don't 
forget that he's from Sweden
Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson