(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together,

for william tecqwyn!)



Wiley - (Eski boy, shake a leg, shake a leg)

Oi! Dan! Wot you call this?

Why have you got me spittin on this?

I dont usually spit on tracks like these

But its jus the start and im startin to like it

Watch producers try and buy me

if you like it

dont fight it

dance with your grandma

Ill be dancing with your auntie

(Skippa- But i bet your uncle cant wait for the

SWITCH!)

Now i move onto your girlfriend

Me dancing with your girl

now thats hell friend

i get randy

do you know whatd handy

a little glass of brandy

now im skankin with BIG DAVEs Mandy

Shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor

im givin her what she asks for

she got a hardback wind what more can she ask for



* Come and shake a leg with me

p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me

Oi!

Come and shake a leg with me

oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me

Whoa!



(Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome

for our next performer,

Jose Fernandez)



Skippa - (Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK)

This is loco flow to,

got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to

come, shake ya leg for a giggle

grab ya keys up, i got a knees up to go to

tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes

going for the nachos and the free booze

in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo

roll tight in a nylon tuxedo

red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos

mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos

left, right, backward, forward we go

lambada with a chica, spittin image of deebo

i do the salsa with the old fogies

eatin runny guacomole green like bogies

im litsenin to the sounds and i dont mind neither

shakin a leg with a funny old geezer



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(Ladies and gentleman,

will you please put your hands togther

for the Ethnal from Bethnal)

Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)

Wot?

This sounds like the job for me

The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g

which l-e-g

third l-e-g

Yeah! Im a wrong'un

known to be a liberty

like him. i cant see me sittin on this

but i like music so im spittin on this

you chose me to come and spit all over this one

and then have a little wander around and get drunk

woteva the weather i make bars make cheddar

drive cars with leather

so dont ask whos clever

(whos clever?)

we're clever

and im clever, hes clever shes clever

(Smart)

and shes out and about with no fella

and ive had a couple of stella i feel leathered

now shes over the moon, shes up weather

shes one on for the big style wheneva

she makes me feel betta!



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