8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' 
To finally talk to a girl a little 
cooler than me. 
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, 
She 
wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. 

* And when she 
walks, 
All the wind blows and the angels sing. 
She doesn't notice me! 


** Cause she is watchin' wrestling 
Creamin' over tough guys 

Listenin' to rap metal 
Turntables in her eyes 

*** It's like a 
bad movie 
She is lookin' through me 
If you were me, then you'd be 

Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
As I fail miserably, 
Tryin' to get the 
girl all the bad guys want. 

She's the girl all the bad guys want! 


She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange 
Her cd changer's full 
of singers that are mad at their dad 
She says she'd like to score some 
reefer and a forty 
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never 
have 

[Repeat * , **]

She likes 'em with a mustache 
Racetrack 
season pass 
Drivin' in a Trans-Am 
Does a mullet make a man? 


(Repeat ***)

She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the 
girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 


There she goes again 
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair 

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated 
All I wanted was to see her 
naked! 

Now I am watchin' wrestling 
Tryin' to be a tough guy 

Listenin' to rap metal 
Turntables in my eyes 
I can't grow a mustache 

And I ain't got no season pass 
All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... 


(Repeat ***)

She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the 
girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's 
the girl all the bad guys want! 
(There she goes again) 
She's the girl 
all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
(There she 
goes again) 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the 
bad guys want!