Henrietta we got no flowers for you

Just these three miserable c**ts

Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat

We know you love us and you probably do

Although you're husband may cut us

He's such an animal though everything is possible



* Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out

It's hard to miss you when you follow us about

Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola

We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola



** Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy

You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts

These are crazy times down at Costello music

You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on



Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys

Though the girls love us we're so

Into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly

We'd love to hate you but we don't have no choice

Come be our wa ha ha ha

Honey, honey three four one time once more



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