You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow 

I try to call you but I can't find the telephone 

I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected 

I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost 



The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song 

To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby 

And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do 

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you 



* I'm horny 

Horny, horny, horny 

So horny 

I'm horny, horny, horny 

I'm horny 

Horny, horny, horny 

So horny 

I'm horny, horny, horny tonight 



I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh 

I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon 

In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues 

But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you 

I will keep searching on 

This feeling's much too strong 

My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you 



And I like you, yeah I like you 

And I like you 

I like you (x6) 

And I feel horny horny tonight 



[Repeat *]



I'm horny, horny, horny tonight 



The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song 

To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby 

And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too 

My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you 



[Repeat *]



Horny, horny 

Horny, horny, horny 

Horny, horny 

Horny, horny, horny 

Horny, horny 

Horny, horny, horny 

Horny, horny 

Horny, horny, horny 

Horny, horny 

Horny, horny, horny