They see me mowin' 

My front lawn 

I know they're all thinking 

I'm so White N' nerdy 



Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy 

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! 

I wanna roll with- 

The gangsters 

But so far they all think 

I'm too white n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

I'm just too white n' nerdy 

We really white n' nerdy 



First in my class here at M.I.T. 

Got skills I'm a 

Champion of DND 

MC Escher that's 

My favorite MC 

Keep your 40 

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea 

My rims never spin to the contrary 

You'll find they're quite stationary 

All of my action figures are cherry 

I got Stephen Hawking in my library 

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out 

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces 

Yo I got Pi out to a thousand places 

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces 

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise 

I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days 

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze 

There's no killer rap I haven't run 

A past gal well I'm number 1 

I play with calculus just for fun 

I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun 

Happy Days is my favorite theme song 

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong 

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on 

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon 



They see me roll on, my Segway! 

I know in my heart they think I'm 

white n' nerdy! 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy 

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy 

I'd like to roll with- 

The gangsters 

Although it's apparent I'm too 

White n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

I'm just too white n' nerdy 

How'd I get so white n' nerdy? 



I've been browsing, inspectin' 

X-men comics you know I collect 'em 

The pens in my pocket 

I must protect 'em 

all my ergonomic keyboard 

Shopping online for deals on some writable media 

I edit Wikipedia 

I memorized the Holy Grail 

Really well 

I can recite it right now have you 

ROTFLOL 

I got a business doing websites 

When my friends need some code who do they call? 

I do HTML do for them all 

Even make a homepage for my dog! 

Got myself a fanny pack 

they were having a sale down at the GAP 

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap 

POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky! 



I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream 

I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! 

Only question I ever thought was hard 

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard? 

I spend every weekend 

at the Renaissance Faire 

I got my name on my underwear! 



They see me strollin' 

They laughin' 

And rollin' their eyes 'cause 

I'm so white n' nerdy 

Just because I'm white n' nerdy 

Just because I'm white n' nerdy 

All because I'm white n' nerdy 

Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy 

I wanna bowl with- 

the gangsters 

but oh well it's obvious I'm 

white n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 

I'm just too white n' nerdy 

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!