Same old tinsel, 

same old tree,

i'm lookin' at you,

you're starin' at me,

turkey, Queen and silly party games.



Nana's Drunk,

we've had a few,

you're starin' at me,

i'm still lookin' at you,

every year it's just the bloody same.



Grab a girl for the misteltoe,

sing along with the old banjo,

punch the air and sing

Christmas - My Arse!



* Christmas comes but once a year,

loads of laughs and loads of tears,

close the door and kiss the year goodbye.



** C'mon in sing loud and clear,

have one mince pie,

twelve pints of beer,

raise your glass sing

Christmas - My Arse!



The telly's crap,

there aint no snow,

the pubs are shut, 

no place to go,

Del and Rodney on the box again.



The crackers go bang,

watch your nuts locked up,

Cliff bloody Richards got number one!!

the Mother-in-Law is driving me insane.



The Carol singers knocking every day,

they get really mad 'cos i never pay,

punch the air and sing

Christmas - My Arse!



[Repeat * , **]



Its your last chance so let it all out,

time for you to scream and shout,

punch the air and sing 

Christmas - My Arse!



[Repeat * , **]



My Arse(X5)



My AAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSEEEEE



(kid) Chrsitmas my arse!