I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's 
best
I want a girl with shoes that cut and 
Eyes that burn like 
cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations 
Who is fast and 
thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting 
up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack

* I want a 
girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. 

I want a girl who gets up 
early (Gets up early)
I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late) 
I 
want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity, (Uninterrupted prosperity)
Who 
uses a machete to cut through red tape 

With fingernails (Hey) that shine 
like Justice (Ho) 
And a voice that is (Hey) dark like tinted glass (Ho) 

She is fast (Hey), thorough, and sharp as a tack (Ho)
She's touring the 
(Hey) facility and picking up slack

[Repeat *]

Na na na... 


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation)
I want a 
girl with good dividends (Good dividends)
At Citi Bank we will meet 
accidently (Meet accidently)
We start to talk when she borrows my 
pen

She wants a car (Hey) with a cupholder armrest (Ho)
She wants a 
car (Hey) that will get her there (Ho) 
She's changing her (Hey) name from 
Kitty to Karen (Ho)
She's trading her [Hey] MG for a white Chrysler 
LaBaron

[Repeat *]

Na na na...