Is this it?



* Stop me, oh, stop me 

Stop me if you think that you've 

Heard this one before 

Stop me, oh, stop me 

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before 



** Nothing's changed 

I still love you, oh, I still love you 

...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love 



I was delayed, I was way-laid 

An emergency stop 

I smelt the last ten seconds of life 

I crashed down on the crossbar 

And the pain was enough to make 

A shy, bald, buddhist reflect 

And plan a mass murder 

Who said lied I'd to her ?



*** Oh, who said I'd lied because I never ? I never !

Who said I'd lied because I never ? 



I was detained, I was restrained 

And broke my spleen 

And broke my knee 

(and then he really laced into me) 

Friday night in Out-patients 

Who said I'd lied to her ? 



[Repeat ***]



Oh, so I drank one 

It became four 

And when I fell on the floor ...

...I drank more 



[Repeat * , **]