* I've been so many places, I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to 
these blue and yellow purple hills
I climb the highest mountain
Once or 
twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple 
hills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside 
her palms
It's Mr Mischief with a trick up his sleeve (aah)
Roll up on you 
like Christopher Reeve
I can't describe the vibe I get, when I drive by six 
people
And five I hit, ah shit, I started a mosh pit
Squash da chick and 
lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat 'til I 
start losing weight
'Til I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than 
Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said 
c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doing mass amounts
To the women in the 
thongs with their asses out
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 
throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing out
Help me 
get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

(Come on) Drop that, someone 
help Denaun
Who's upstairs wrestling with Elton John
Hey Voo, you see me 
stepping on these leprechauns
It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone
Yeah I 
took 'em all with some Parmesan
And I think my arm is gone
Yo, it's 
probably numb
Young, dumb and full of cum
And I think he's 'bout to 
swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm about to 
die when I just got on
Well stop acting stupid
You so high that you might 
wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think I did too much (ah-ha)
I 
think I got the runs (ah-ha)
Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
Watch out, here it 
comes

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** Dirty Dozen, 80 of us
Shady brothers, 
ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each 
other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each 
other
Something, something, I dunno

Hop hills, hills of hop
Hop to 
the hills, gonna steal some
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk 
(aaah)
Thought it was incredible and killed the hawk
I wanna roll away, 
like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when 
I'm old and gray, gonna go for broke
No okey doke, pack up my nose with 
soap
Cough cough cough, am I supposed to choke
Had an accident when the 
Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby, born by whore lady
Now I'm payin' child 
support (it's your baby)

I take four shots at one time
And I don't 
need to chase when I'm swallowing mine
You got any room, in Bizarre's 
hatchback
We can't go far 'cos the car has flats
Why the hell you people 
think I rap
Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts
If you got 
cash, then hide it so (swift chill)
I just wanna get by like you 
(yeah)
And I don't give a damn if you find any room (ah-ha)
Mean, crude, 
the hell with you too (ah-ha)
I only need three blunts then I'm cool
I 
just popped some and I'm going back soon

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I'm at a rave, 
looking at a babe
Like she want it, gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like 
vomit
Loony, crazy, chunky, sexy, dopey-headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty 
mattresses, wanna try
Blue hills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' 
ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Chick I'm for real
Shut your mouth you 
dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't 
fight
Bizarre's here all night

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