I went down to the beach and saw Kiki 
She was, like, all "ehhhh" 
And I 
was, like, "whatever!" 

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, 
like, 
"Hey, aren't you that dude?" 
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 


So later I'm at the pool hall 
And this girl comes up 
And she's, 
like, "awww" 
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

Cuz this is my 

United States of Whatever! 
And this is my 
United States of Whatever! 

And this is my 
United States of Whatever! 

And then it's three 
A.M. 
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather 
This dude comes up and 
he's, like, "hey, punk!" 
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

Then I'm 
throwing dice in the alley 
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, 
"Hey, I 
thought I told you..." 
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" 

And then up 
comes Zafo 
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?" 
He's, like, "nothin'" 

And I'm, like, "that's cool." 

Cuz this is my 
United States of 
Whatever! 
And this is my 
United States of Whatever!