Dear Sir or Madam
 will you read my book?
 It took me years to write,
 will you take a look?
 Based on a novel by
 a man named Lear
 And I need a job so I want to be
 A paperback writer,
 paperback writer
 It's the dirty story
 of a dirty man
 And his clinging wife
 doesn't understand
 His son is working
 for the Daily Mail
 It's a steady job
 but he wants to be
 paperback writer,
 paperback writer
Paperback writer
  
It's a thousand pages,
 give or take a few
 I'll be writing more
 in a week or two
 I can make it longer
 if you like the style
 I can change it 'round
 and I want to be a
 Paperback writer,
 paperback writer
 If you really like it you
 can have the rights
 It could make a million
 for you overnight
 If you must return it you
 can send it here
 But I need a break
 and I want to be
 A paperback writer,
 paperback writer
Paperback writer
  
paperback writer
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