const char * vogon_poem = R"V0G0N(
O freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plured gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don't.
(by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz; see p. 56/57)
)V0G0N";