Watching the people get lairy

Is not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary

And not very sensible either

A friend of a friend he got beaten

He looked the wrong way at a policeman

Would never have happened to Smeaton

And old Leodiensian 



* La-ah-ah, la la lalala la

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 



** I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I predict a riot, I predict a riot 



I tried to get in my taxi

A man in a tracksuit attacked me

He said that he saw it before me

Wants to get things a bit gory

Girls run around with no clothes on

To borrow a pound for a condom

If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen

They're not very sensible 



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*** And if there's anybody left in here

That doesn't want to be out there 



Watching the people get lairy

Is not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary

And not very sensible 



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