It was a dusty old night 

and I'm the first to admit it 

I'm sure I upset someone 

But my memory has chosen to omit it 



Tried advice telling me 

I really should cool it 

chewin my face off 

talking absolute rubbish 



The first line hit me like a kick in the face 

Thought I better have another one just in case 

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack 

Bought a one way ticket to hell.... 



* And Back! 

One Way Ticket to hell and back 

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back 

One way ticket to hell and back 

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back 



I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps 

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps 

If they'd seen fit to join me for a couple of hits 

And now my septum is in tatters 

And I've still got the runs 



Burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule 

Strangers are recruited, but it was rocket fuel 

Several massive choking lines of glorius gak 

Bought a one way ticket to hell... 



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Stick it up your f*ckin' nose! (Woohoo! ) 



Holy coke, repeating myself, as if it isn't slightly louder 

Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder 

Wheels came off but I'm still on track 

Bought a one way ticket to hell 



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