If she gets a black eye I want a black eye, 

If she gets a splinter I want a splinter too. 

If she gets a dissease I want a dissease, 

If she goes tripping I go falling over. 



* We walk through the streets like lottery winners on acid, 

Wverything she say I was thinking anyway. 



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If she like Gordons I like Gordons, 

If she likes the black stuff I like the black stuff too. 

If she gets scabies I want scabies, 

If she goes tripping I go falling over. 



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If your momma could see you know, 

What would she think of her boy, 

What would she think of her boy? 



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