* Why was I the last to know 

That you weren't coming to my show you coulda 

Called me up to say "good luck"

You coulda called me back you stupid f*** 

Why was I the last to know?



First date, we ate sushi and

It went well, I was funny and

You said I was a cutie

That's the last thing I heard from you

I left the tickets at the door for you

I had to tell my mom that there was 

No more room

You didn't show, that was so uncool

You coulda called me back



So I guess this means that we're 

Not friends anymore, I heard

It's me you're asking for, I thought

I'd see you at the show

You said you'd go



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After the date, I wouldn't go

Home with you

I wouldn't put my heels in the

Air for you

You tried to get me to do things

I just won't do

Last I heard from you

Here is how I guess the story goes

You woulda came if I was a ho

F*** for parts that's just not how

I roll, move it on down the road



So I guess, we, shouldn't be

Friends anymore, sick of hearin'

That it's me you're askin' for

'Cause I thought I'd see you at the

Show, you said you'd go!



[Repeat *]



You thought you know me

I guess you didn't

You thought you had me

I think you didn't 

You thought you knew me

But you didn't



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