Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?

It?s the time that every Santa has a ball

Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?

Has a ton upon his sleigh?

Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?



* So here it is, 

Merry Christmas,

Everybody?s having fun,

Look to the future now

It?s only just begun.



Are you waiting for the family to arrive?

Are you sure you?ve got the room to spare inside?

Does your Granny always tell you

That the old songs are the best,

Then she?s up and rock ?n? rollin? with the rest...



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What will your daddy do 

when he sees your mama

kissing Santa Claus?

Aha



Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?

Are you hoping that the snow will to start to fall?

Do you ride on down the hillside

In a buggy you have made?

When you land upon your head then you?ve been slayed.



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