* Sooooooooooooooooooooooo 

Everything is average nowadays 

Everything is average nowadays 

Everyone would do it if they can 

And everything is going down the pan 

And everyone is following the craze 

And everything is average (nowadays)



Now you say it's getting better 

But I don't really see the signs 

Said it is too different 

You thought it would be suicide 

    

So get your coats we're leaving 

We'll just do something else 



Ohhhh Everything is average nowadays 

Everything is average nowadays 

And everything is of no consequence 

Cos everyone is sitting on the fence 

And everything will always stay the same 

Cos everything is average 



Now you said you didn't mean it 

You threw away the book of rules 



You thought that we should read it 

I wouldn't even know how to 



** Not much to believe in 

Left up on the shelf 

So get your coats we're leaving 

We'll just do something else 



All I need is a ball and a wall 

Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather 

All I need is a ball and a wall 

A sledge and a hill in heavy weather 



Oh oh oh oh etc. 



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