Hello Boys and girls, my name is FatLip

and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon



''1 - 2''



Today, we're going to teach you some fun facts about Salmon,

And a brand new dance.



Let me introduce to you a brand new dance

I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance

It's not complicated, it's not too hard

You don't even have to be a hip hop star



See anyone can do it, all you need is style

Listen up peep gang (?) I'm a show you how

Put your hands to the side, as silly AS SILLY AS IT SEEMs

And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!



I'll float up stream

(you know how we do it, you know how we do it)

Again



*All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water*

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*And part of their life in salt water*



Wow, very interesting



*We change round a couple of days after spawning*

*Then we DIE* (?)



When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed

They looked around and stood like I was on crack

I heard somebody say out loud what the fuck is that

This nigga's dancin like a fish while he's doin' the snap



But the more I kept doing it the more they kept feelin' it

Tnd then I heard some bitches say yo that niggas killin' it

By the end of the night everyone was on my team

And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin' up stream!



I'll float up stream

(you know how we do it, you know how we do it)

again.



*Most of our friends find their home waters by their sense of smell*

*which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear*



Wow.



*My family also rely on ocean currents, tides*

*The gravitational pull of the moon*



The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow.



*Did you know?*



What?



*That I could go to Japan, and back.*



You're kidding me. Amazing. Jeez.



*Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing*

*and the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn.*



Wow what a shame, what a shame

Huh?

Woah.

Wow. Hey kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance.

Huh? Whadda ya say?

Who's Hungry?