* If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on 
earth
I can?t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven 
would be a DJ
Spinnin? dub all night long
And Heaven would be just 
kickin?
Back with Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don?t believe in 
Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We 
just sit back and laugh at you

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Now when most people 
think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little 
closer
And there?s a sign that says
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come 
to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is 
welcome
'Cos we got no gates or walls

** If I die before I wake
At 
least in Heaven I can skate
'Cos right now on earth
I can?t do 
shit
Without the man f*ckin? with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled 
out a list that
I?d been callin? fate
I?m sorry friend you can?t come 
in
You got a list here that doesn?t end
You?re mad 'cause I smoke 
dope
You teachin? any classes in how to cope
I?ll find a place to rest my 
head
I?d rather be alone now that I?m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back 
in ?87
We?ll be bustin? Christ airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really 
care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all 
your rules you got to chill
I?m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna 
twist out 'cos I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Got 
the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven 
is a halfpipe

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Method air judo 
air
I don?t care no
I don?t care
I don?t care
I don?t 
care

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